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Shit Happens' According To... Perot: I'm Sorry If I Dropped You Guys In This Piece Of Shit.
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Perot: I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am....
Shit Happens' according to... Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.......