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'Shit Happens' According To... John Paul Jones: I Have Not Yet Begun To Shit.
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John Paul Jones:
I have not yet begun to shit.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am....
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?