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• Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
  -- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
  Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
• Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'