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• These aren't my shorts -- they bend.
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• The way the light catches the angles of your head..
  .most enchanting. -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
  The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
• Lister: You guys have got to be yanking my chain! -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'