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• I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
• Any Questions? [pause] You all look asleep - what is it, hyperglucocemia?
  Too much sugar on your cornflakes? Not any cornflakes?...
• Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue?
• As you attempt to move, the light becomes so bright that you are blinded momentarily and can't go on.
• The light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long, and you have burned so very, very bright, Roy!
  -- Doctor Eldon Tyrell, in Ridley Scott's Blade Runne...
• May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
• The ring begins to glow. First, dimly. Then, bright.
  Then, brighter. It It becomes so bright that you cannot see....
• If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
• Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.