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The Shining Heeeeere's Johnny! --Jack Nicholso
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Jack Nicholson.
Never rub another man's rhubarb. -- Jack Nicholson as The Joker, "Batman", the movie
That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
-- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Just let the wardrobe do the acting. -- Jack Nicholson (to Michael Keaton, on the set of Batman)
If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce.
-- Jack Nicholso...
Batman where does he get all those wonderful toys? --Jack Nicholso
Marry her, Charlie. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she isn't a good woman in all the other departments.
The censors say they're protecting the family unit in America, when the reality is, if you suck a tit, you're an X, but if you cut it off with a sword, you're a PG.
-- Jack Nicholso...