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That Shot Is Impossible! Jack Nicholson Himself Couldn't Make It!
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That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
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Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
Oh, he wants that corn so much!
-- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
-- Homer, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
-- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Homer: Good morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?
Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph....
Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
-- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...