Anytime I See Something Screech Across A Room And Latch Onto Someone's Neck, And The Guy Screams And Tries To Get It Off, I Have To Laugh, Because What IS That Thing?

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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck,
and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS
that thing?!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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