Whenever Anybody Says He's Struggling To Become A Human Being I Have To Laugh Because The Apes Beat Him To It By About A Million Years.

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Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh
because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a
parrot or something.
-- Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"

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