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SMILEY _) Suffering From Lorentz Contractions (they're Coming Every Ten Minutes Now)
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-- SMILEY
_) suffering from Lorentz contractions (they're coming every ten minutes
now)
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Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now?
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Good morning, this is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock--that's two minutes from now.
Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock.
That's two minutes from now....
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