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• The fellow who is a good sport has to lose to prove it.
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...
• This passage was written by a London reporter on the eve of the England-West Germany Soccer World Cup final of 1966.
  .. "If, on the morrow, the Germans defeat us at our national sport, be not dismayed....
• Soccer players do it for kicks.
• If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
• Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
• Soccer players have leather balls.
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She said "with my pension, that's all I can do" It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock.