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• Will Silicon Valley Become A Ghost Town? Back in the 80s, businessmen hoped that computers would usher in a paperless office.
  Now in the 00s, businessmen are hoping that paper will usher in a computerless office....
• But is not an event in fact more significant and noteworthy the greater the number of fortuities necessary to bring it about?
  Chance alone has a message for us....We read its message much as gypsies read the images made by coffee grounds....
• Self-centered people are those who spend so much time talking about themselves we never get a chance to talk about ourselves.
• The First Liar Never Has A Chance
• To forcibly remove a politician from office, one has to meet a much higher standard of dishonesty.
  -- Michael Cooney, Santa Barbara attorney...
• Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!
• No bathroom? Just boldly go where no man has gone before.
• The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
  The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....