Related:

• A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
• Ace Exterminating - We kill bugs. Dead walk-in's welcome. -- Sign at an office
• We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop
• We are starting a movement in the state legislatures.
  ..to forbid the installation of clinics that dispense contraceptives....
• Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different?
  Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know. -- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch...
• The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not.
  We have plenty of messenger boys....
• If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James Watt's office.
  -- Wayne Shannon, KRON-TV...
• In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.