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• When she opens her mouth, it's a wonder the little light doesn't come on.
• Nature didn't make us perfect so she did the next best thing.
  She made us blind to our faults. -- Gri...
• Impeach Hillary she is bad for our health!
• Our neighborhood is different. We did have a great neighborhood watch going on, but she finally pulled down the shades.
  Actually, the area is a little rough. Our last beauty contest featured Miss Main Street, and featured a bullet proof vest category....
• She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
  And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....
• Strew on her roses, roses, And never a spray of yew!
  In quiet she reposes; Ah, would that I did too! -- Matthew Arnold (1822-1888) -- Requiesca...
• She's so self-centered she occupies a special place in her heart.
• She thinks that she could easily win your heart.
• ... and she's buying a stairway to Heaven. -- Led Zeppeli