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So I'm quibbling. So sue me.
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Hobbes, I guess we learned a valuable lesson from the duplicating mess.
.. and that is, um...it's that, well...Okay, so we didn't learn any big lesson....
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky...
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it.
So sue me." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
and Doc Holliday ends up in the front row of a Led Zeppelin concert.
.." "So THIS is hell." -- From HONKEYTONK SUE...
Actually, I just got those from a book I read last week... "Sue Me".
Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so.