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Some Folks Find It Necessary To Use Psychics To Contact The Spirit World.
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Some folks find it necessary to use psychics to contact the spirit world.
Experience tells me that your ordinary bartender can do just as well, at
half the cost, and twice as quickly.
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Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness and can't find any time to practice it.
-- Josh Billing...
Talk to me. Make believe I'm your bartender.