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• Some folks find it necessary to use psychics to contact the spirit world.
  Experience tells me that your ordinary bartender can do just as well, at half the cost, and twice as quickly....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Use a smile.
• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....
• If a faith healer has to have false teeth, wear glasses and use a hearing aid, well, so much for Oral Roberts!
• fat electrons n. Old-time hacker David Cargill's theory on the causation of computer glitches.
  Your typical electric utility draws its line current out of the big generators with a pair of coil taps located near the top of the dynamo....
• fat electrons: n. Old-time hacker David Cargill's theory on the causation of computer glitches.
  Your typical electric utility draws its line current out of the big generators with a pair of coil taps located near the top of the dynamo....
• Mrs.B: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
  Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs.B...
• When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.