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  Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me....
• Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreeme
  here's your turtle, alive and well. Bart: [taking it] Aw, thanks, Dad....
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• Friday afternoon, I'm walking home from school and I'm watching some men building a new house.
  And the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo....
• No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
• Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
  A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight in potatoes....
• Don't let the little guy think for the big guy.