Some historian, out to make a name for himself, is circulating a rumor to
the effect that George Washington is a dirty double crosser. According to
this historian, Washington crossed the Deleware River twice, without taking
a bath! So much for dirty stories. This is about as far as Zerro goes in
this direction. Of course, we might include the story about the little boy
who fell in the mud, and that would create quite a splash. But this is the
limit of these dirty story things. We just can't smudge too much.
