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Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.
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Use your Turn Signals: if I were psychic, I'd have known not to be on the road with you in the first place.
Some people have a lot of vanity. They say, "I only wear glasses when I drive.
If you only need glasses when you drive, then drive around with a prescription windshield!...
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wi...
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
-- Doug Larso...
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
Doug Larso...
A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.
The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselvse, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once....
How many American standup comedians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You know what bugs me about light bulbs? The other night I was flying cross country and the f****** stewardess started telling me about her cat....
Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery...