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Sorry. I Don't "do" Fortran.
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Sorry. I don't "do" Fortran.
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Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. I'm all out of Taglines.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
I never realised that FORTRAN was so exciting.
Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
[holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
FORTRAN? The syntactically incorrect statement "DO 10 I = 1.
10" will parse and generate code creating a variable, DO10I, as follow...