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• FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
• FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
• Fortran programmers are down in the dumps.
• Sorry. I don't "do" Fortran.
• Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran).
• LISP-programmers say: "Guess how many parentheses are needed to do this!
  Prolog-programmers say: "How can I do it in reasonable time ?...
• Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
  FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....