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• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - When you get to the shop, radiate confidence. For some reason, whenever I'm in this situation I get pangs of guilt going through my mind....
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product X yesterday, the shop you bought it from probably only sells an X once in a blue moon and the shopkeeper in question has known you personally for a period of decades....
• NOBODY, MR Semi-mythical person whom I was always told would come to clean my room.
  But he never did. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...
• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• QUIBBLE Recreational sport. Quibbling began as a pastime for bored consumers.
  Since then it has spread, and we can soon expect to see Olympic Quibbling....