RETURN An Experience Of Sheer Terror. Here's Some Advice For When You Want To Return Goods To Their Place Of Purchase.

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An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
- When you get to the shop, radiate confidence. For some reason,
whenever I'm in this situation I get pangs of guilt going
through my mind... "You don't really need to return it! It
works okay if you hold it at a 30 degree angle! Don't be so
petty! It only singed a bit of the carpet! Only the garden shed
burnt down! It didn't fry the whole family! You've got a nerve,
daring to declare the manufacturers to have failed in their
goal of trying to bring you the perfect product X! They'll
probably shed jobs over this! And you'll be personally
responsible for the decline of dozens of families, and the
eventual joint suicide of the workers at the ruined site of the
bankrupt factory."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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