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  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• The person who hesitates ends up at the end of the line.
• The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed.
• Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
• A child is a person who will try mightily to live up to whatever expectations you have of them, when you tell them what you expect.
• For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.
• Please do not type quite so loudly. The person sitting to your left is a spy.