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A Harp Is A Nude Piano.
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A harp is a nude piano.
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A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
NUDE COLORATURA -- muff diva.
I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
Harp not on that string. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI
I was born nude, and I wish to be buried nude. -- Elle MacPherson, 1995
Buffer: A programmer who works in the nude.
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.
Piano Players do it with Correct Fingering
