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Standing Under Falling Pianos Is Not Recommended.
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Standing under falling pianos is not recommended.
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Installation recommended (not included).
This tagline recommended for mature readers.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
-- real standing law in Pennsylvania, United States of America...
Being the #2 man in the Justice Department under Ed Meese is akin to standing next to a lamp post infested with pigeons.
-- unamed Justice Department official...
Justice is itself the great standing policy of civil society
and any departure from it, under any circumstance, lies under the suspicion of being no policy at all....
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The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
-- Victor Borge...
And if California slides into the ocean, Like the mystics and statistics say it will.
I predict this motel will be standing, Until I've paid my bill....