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And If California Slides Into The Ocean, Like The Mystics And Statistics Say It Will.
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And if California slides into the ocean,
Like the mystics and statistics say it will.
I predict this motel will be standing,
Until I've paid my bill.
-- Warren Zevon, "Desperados Under the Eaves"
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I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
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