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• Forgers do it hot.
• Welders do it with hot rods.
• Car customisers do it with a hot rod.
• Molecular biologists do it with hot probes.
• 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -- Zall's Law...
• Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
• I do but sing because I must, And pipe but as the linnets sing.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, xxi, Stanza 6...
• Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist.
  And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....