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"Su casa es mi casa"
-- Steve Urkel
"and if you messa in my casa
youre outta on your assa"
-- Steve's neighbor
Related:
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
.. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
You know you're in trouble when Steve Dallas is your defense attorney.
Annoying proverbs are the kind that are repeated with such frequency that they grate on your nerves each time you hear them.
Steve...
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
-- Steve Martin, Grand Canyo...
It's not what you know, it's what you think you know. -- Steve Marti
Who was Steve Saperstein?
Bart: Excuse me, my good man, I have $500 to blow. What have you got?
Owner: Behold, the ultimate pog! [motions to Steve Allen album] Ba...
BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
[flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...