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• I don't care if I AM a lemming, I still won't jump!
• Sir! I'm so sorry my grocer committed you. We'll never shop there again!
  -- Smithers, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Spy: So, Sparrow, we meet again. Adil: Yes. Sometimes I think that I am getting too old for this game.
  -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
  Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
• Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
  I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
• Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
• JOM: Jump Over Moo
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...