Stress - The Conflict That Occurs When Your Mind Overrides Your Bodies Narural Urge To Beat The Living Crap Out Of Somebody Who Desparately Deserves It.

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Stress - The conflict that occurs when your mind overrides your bodies narural
urge to beat the living crap out of somebody who desparately deserves it.

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Are you out of your mind?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
An eclipse of the Earth occurs when you put your hands over your eyes.
When your LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Stress - The Conflict That Occurs When Your Mind Overrides Your Bodies Narural Urge To Beat The Living Crap Out Of Somebody Who Desparately Deserves It.

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