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Stroking A Furry Pussy Will Get You Scratched.
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Stroking a furry pussy will get you scratched.
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What do you call useless flesh around a pussy? Woma
In the race for love, I was scratched.
Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
-- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Did you hear about the rumor that Disneyland plans to promote a bumper sticker reading,DO A MOUSE A FAVOR
EAT A PUSSY!...
I'm kind of like Han Solo, always stroking his own wookie, I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah but you can call me Cookie.
-- The Bloodhound Gang....
Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.
VICE SQUAD -- pussy posse.