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Marge: Didn't You Buy Any Meat? Homer: [stroking A Firecracker] This Baby's Sure To Kill Something.
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Marge: Didn't you buy any meat?
Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
-- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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