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• Quote #486 "Rumor has it that when they closed down the 7094 at MIT in 1973, they found a low-priority job that had been submitted in 1967 and had not yet been run.
• EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
  An English sea-captain being asked if he had read "The Exile of Erin," replied...
• The Romans would never have had time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin first of all.
• He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.
• film at 11 [MIT: in parody of TV newscasters] 1.
  Used in conversation to announce ordinary events, with a sarcastic implication that these events are earth-shattering....
• I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
  He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of the world and I'll be back....
• I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
  Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ... -- Peter Oakley...
• I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
  Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ....