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• Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S.
  Audit! Just type in your name and social security number....
• In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.
  The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada....
• I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep.
  Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the....
• I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
• They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car for insurance, .
  .. your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use....
• Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
  If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
• I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...