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Make me an offer. I have a computer to support
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Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS! Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!
! Follow the WHIPPLE AVE EXIT!! Have a FREE PEPSI!...
I am a computer. As such I never have or will make a mistake or error (I thought I did once, but I was wrong).
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
-- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
Tech Support: And...? Caller: It's not working. Tech Support: You already said that....
I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me.
Faith does not offer the least support for proof of truth. -- Nietzsche
Picard: "I offer you the chance to touch...what he shared with me.
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....