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Sweet Chariot Portfolio: I Buy Stocks; They Swing Low!
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Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!
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Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick.
Buy low, sell high.
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
Watch me as I swing my hips... around.
IBM: I Buy Macintosh.
IBM: I Buy Mainframes.
Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
Sweet is the hour of rest, Pleasant the wind's low sigh, And the gleaming of the west, And the turf whereon we lie.
-- Mrs. Hema...