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• FEAR: What you feel when you see a U-Haul with Texas license plates.
• Your tagline hunting license has expired. Lose 2 packets.
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
• At the tagline, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
• You may be redneck... if your father made your personalized license plate.
• What goes 'bellow, bellow, have you any soup plates please?' A bull in a china shop.
• Well, that tears it. Until you get a [drivers] license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay!
  -- Principal Skinner to Otto, "Otto Show...