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• You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
  -- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
• Bart: What are you going to do, Otto? Otto: Oh, don't worry.
  There's plenty of money out there for a guy who knows how to fake his own death....
• Skinner: Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the "credit card".
  [hands him a length of siphoning pipe] Otto...
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• Well, you're in for a whale of a show tonight. Uh, I'd like to point out that the doors are now locked, so you parents can't sneak out of the show after your own child as performed.
  Oh, and let me caution the people in the first five row...
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
  Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
• Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
  Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
• Fellas, I'm going to hit you with a phrase that has dogged you throughout your career.
  Washed-up." -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...