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Take It Easy And Lazily, Because The Golf Ball Isn't Going To Run Away From You While You're Swinging.
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Take it easy and lazily, because the golf ball isn't going to run away from
you while you're swinging.
-- Sam Snead
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Put your ass into the ball, Mr. President. -- Sam Snead (giving a lesson to Dwight D. Eisenhower)
If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
Hit the ball over the fence, and you can take your time going around the bases. -- John Rape
Sam, had a great time this weekend but the golf was lousey [sic].
-- Vice President Dan Quayle in a handwritten note written to Sam Snead in the summer of 1991, after they had played a lousy round of golf....
Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte