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• You're concerned about abuse of computer data bases?
  This isn't going to look good on your record......
• That little white ball won't move 'til you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it's gone.
  -- Babe Didrikson Zaharia...
• Reverend Belling (Graham) You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
  Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives....
• How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• By the time a person gets to greener pastures, he can no longer climb the fence.
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
  Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that....
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...