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After Fifteen Minutes, I Wanted To Marry Her, And After Thirty Minutes I Completely Gave Up The Idea Of Stealing Her Purse.
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After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty
minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
-- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Run"
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