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• Take two taglines and call me in the morning.
• The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
• Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
• Shit Happens' according to... Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
  Yes, it's definitely a case of shit....
• Ere the cock crows thrice one of you will betray me. -- Early Jewish Resistance Leade
• You *WILL* respect me in the morning!
• Crankiness....for me it's just as natural as morning
• Pick the right grandparents, don't eat or drink too much, be circumspect in all things, and take a two-mile walk ever morning before breakfast.
  -- Harry S. Truman ( on how to reach the age of 80)...