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The Crows Seemed To Be Calling His Name, Thought Caw. -- Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handey
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The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?...
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