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• A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
• Bert? Are you awake Bert? -- Ernie
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you.
  Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. -- Bernard Levin, in "Daily Mail", 1964...
• Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Bore, n: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. -- Ambrose Bierce