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• When men were men ... and they used to write their own device drivers.
• hot spot: n. 1. [primarily used by C/UNIX programmers, but spreading] It is received wisdom that in most programs, less than 10% of the code eats 90% of the execution time
  if one were to graph instruction visits versus code addresses, one would typically see a few huge spikes amidst a lot of low-level noise....
• A slick talking pirate named Bruce To steal code, had a plan to seduce An Apple II+.
  Now Bruce wears a truss And was jailed for computer abuse....
• A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either. -- Soren Kierkegaard
• Girls' abusers are usually me
• Quote #305 "Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to an organization.
  -- Jon Bentley...
• CLOCK: A small mechanical device used to wake people up with no kids.
• MC Hammer, n. Device used to ensure firm seating of MicroChannel board