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• Roll over, Beethoven. Tell Tchaikovsky the news.
• The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky -- Solomon Sho
• The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. -- David Gerrold
• There are two groups of people in the world now. Those that get pathetically drunk in public--and the rest of us poor bastards who are expected to drive these pinheads home.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• Percy, costumed in festive garb, has just left.) What a clot.
  The most absurdly dressed creature in Christendom....
• Satan did i
• Daemons did i
• Historians did it.
• The cats did it.