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There Are Two Groups Of People In The World Now.
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There are two groups of people in the world now. Those that get
pathetically drunk in public--and the rest of us poor bastards who are
expected to drive these pinheads home.
-- Dennis Miller
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"Wrong. There are three groups: Those who separate people into three groups....
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can get any job they want, and white males.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner.
Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen?...
SMILEY
*) drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before or while reading netnew...
AMERICA: Home of the richest poor people in the world.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
-- Benchley's Law of Distinctio...
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world
hose who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not....