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• Shake your hips and hope for the best.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
• Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
  .. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
• Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
• One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
  French fries usually works for me....
• To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness.
  I did so at the age of four-and-a-half. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company....
• I'd love to own a candy factory. I'd make a mint!
• Here's bunch for you to replace them...
• Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
  Yes?" Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?...
• I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...